🐾 Breaking News · She's Mad Again
Professional Menace. Amateur Human Puncher. Reluctant Internet Celebrity.
"She didn't ask to be famous. She didn't ask for any of this."
"Ugh gotta throw paws again…"
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My name is Chicken. I did not choose this name. I live here. Sometimes I allow the humans to remain. I enjoy: treatses, naps, attacking ankles, attacking hands, and being left completely alone. I do not enjoy: being filmed, being petted without consent, and Mondays. All of them.
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She looked me dead in the eyes and chose violence. 10/10 would get bonked again.
I was just trying to give her a treat??
My therapist says I need to stop provoking her. My therapist has never met Chicken.
Three stitches. Worth it. Would walk past her again.
I quit the industry. She knows what she did.
Sweetest face I've ever seen attached to a war crime.
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